Top 3 Reasons you want to be in Mad Men And why you're wrong.

        I watch it...I love it and want to be in it....but........       

 

          Top 3 Reasons you want to be in  Mad Men  

                               And why you're wrong.

1)Thought:

Smoking and drinking all the time! hooray!

"I... look ...AWESOME!" (link)

Reality:

Ya, you would die super quick. If your liver doesn't  quit, your lungs would, and supplying they don't the lungs/liver would team up to make you have a very bad exit of the life stage.

"We need to talk Mr.Johnson...cigarette?" (link)

2)Thought:

I'd be rich!

(link)

Reality:

What ya going to buy? an ipod? its the damn 60's.

Bitchen' stereo system bra' (link)

3)Thought:                                                                                                            
I'd be respected!

"YTMND!" (link)

Reality:

Only in the office!...You'd be in advertising..you know those asinine commercials on TV?..those would be your gift to the world...should I punch you in the face now or later?

"Thanks Don Draper" (link)