Sunday, May 27, 2012

Top 3 reasons The newspaper is gonna' Die soon

1. Obsolete Hours After Creation

 "Hey did you read this article?"
'Archduke feeling fine'  (-Headline  28 June 1914)

MEANWHILE:
Ouch! You shot me right in the World War I. (link)

2. It Hurts the Environment

"We need to get the message to the people to save the environment. Quick! Put that on paper and make 100,000 copies."

...and that's where that goes. (link)

3. It's a S&*T Medium

"I know! Let's make it swim in ads...print it on grey paper that stains your hand...AND let's also make the paper super crinkly and thin so it rips and is uncomfortable."

Promote that man! (link)



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